Saw a post about villains who love their wives but also villains who love their husbands and that made me think of a lady villain who is big bad and terrifying and meanwhile her husband is just this pathetic man. Just a sad wet kitten of a man. He probably wears sweater vests and big glasses. And she LOVES him. That is the love of her life. A McDonald’s is on a fire because he asked for no pickles and they didn’t listen damnit. She would kill for this absolute fucking loser. The wind could knock him over but it’s okay because she’ll be there to catch him.
Hey mutuals friendly reminder that
• I am drowning
• there is no sign of land
• you are coming down with me
• hand in unlovable hand
I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now
I’m totally gonna do it
Oh uh I of course would never…
well if you are bitchin about me “stealing” off the ground im gonna come back at 2am with a pair of solid pliers and show you what theft is
You Wouldn’t Steal a Leaf
this blog encourages proplifting
for every leaf you steal just add ten leafs from outside!!
I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.
you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention
